Newton’s Laws mean that I can turn my farts into my own personal JETPACK! Thanks Newton!
If you liked this video, make sure you hit that LIKE button! It really does help the channel grow!
Be sure to SUBSCRIBE for more awesome videos!
►Subscribe to be a LEGEND and join the community! https://goo.gl/MxCUhP
►Help support JaWoodle and get EXTRA content on Patreon!
The deepest darkest space has been intruded by an exploded space ship. I am the only survivor.
Until now I have only been able to salvage parts from wreckage nearby.
I just couldn’t float around fast enough to make longer trips into the void with my sadly limited stores of oxygen.
But now, I have discovered shawarma!
That, combined with a pipe and some duct tape, plus the inner workings of my gut and intestines, can be turned into a self propelling jet pack!
Extra speed boosts for hopping around space with ease!
Yes, it is powered by farts, but you can’t smell what’s outside your own space suit!
Breathedge is an ironic outer space survival adventure game. Take on the role of a simple guy who just carries his grandpa’s ashes to a galactic funeral and finds himself in the middle of a universal conspiracy.
Welcome to Space
A massive space hearse suffers a wreck in the deep space, leaving the area filled with debris, coffins, dead passengers and yourself. Survive in this interstellar dump, uncover a global conspiracy, save the princess and don’t break your fingers while tapping the keyboard as you travel around the world (keeping your display on for full immersion is advised).
More Flotsam and Jetsam!
It took a long time for our ancestors to develop because they had no duct tape. You have it and you know how to use it. With this magical artifact, you can create a vast variety of useless objects and throw them out the airlock! There are also many useful items to be created, but be careful as this may result in completing the game.
Fix and Decorate
When all the people around you just hover around in the vacuum doing nothing but playing dead, various tools and gears will help you become the worst noisy neighbor ever. Create a unique space station, provide it with oxygen and electricity, install all kinds of equipment from solar panels to hamster farm, and turn it into a real bachelor pad by stuffing it with furniture mixed with all kind of junk.
Yes, you heard that right, it’s your own private car horn! Besides that, you can assemble a small rocket, ride the dead or build a large space shuttle. Transportation helps you move faster, evade obstacles and see the death screen after a head-on collision.
Prologue, Epilogue, and Other Nonsense
Surviving in space is fun, and surviving with a story is even more fun because you can just skip it all to annoy the scriptwriters! Breathedge offers you an intriguing plot with lots of dark jokes, cynical dialogues, an immortal chicken, a mad enemy, as well as badly animated cutscenes and other features of an excellent game.
Don’t forget to leave your comments below! Tell me what you’re thinking… everything… your deepest darkest secrets!
Title music: Dance Distinction – Sebastien Greenberg